AskReddit Thread: Dumbest Human Behavior People Have Witnessed

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mattstaff
May 7, 2021 4:00 PM EDT

Every now and again you cross paths with a remarkably, unforgettably clueless individual that seems to have misplaced literally every single one of their senses. It can be quite the humorous, if not discouraging scenario. Sometimes, you might find it in yourself to exercise some patience, understanding, and help enlighten them. Other times, maybe you're just having an off day, and have no time for all the ignorance. These people certainly crossed paths with some lost souls. 

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    Font - r/AskReddit u/Frederic-104 · 8y + Join My room mate burned his hand at his work on a stove, and poured bleach on it "like in Fight Club, to neutralize the burn.". What things have you/your friends done that made you question your/their thought processes? My friend works at a restaurant as a waiter. One night I noticed a small open wound around his wrist. Upon asking what happened, he told me that he burned his hand on the stove, and immediately poured bleach on it. He said "bleach neutral
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    Font - leaann926 · 8y One time my brother broke his thumb from snowboarding down a levee. Broken, as in, purple very quickly, swelling, and definitely bent at an awkward shape. Instead of going to the doctor like any normal kid would do at the age of 13 and in pain...he packed snow in his glove, stuck his hand in the glove and then proceeded to reclimb to the top of the levee with his snowboard. He descended once more and broke his other arm. THAT's when he decided it was time to go to the docto
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    Font - gabbagool · 8y my brother in law got a flat tire and threw the wheel away with it. 216
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    Rectangle - soccer_prices • 8y My girlfriend didn't know that pro wrestling was fake. She still didn't believe me until she checked online. That was an eye opener. 59 ...
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    Font - [deleted] • 8y When my friend was cleaning the carburetor on his 3 Wheeler he just bought, and was leaking gasoline on the driveway. I seemed to suddenly be concerned about it staining the driveway and I felt the best way to stop that would be to light the gas on fire. So I lit the small puddle saying "I don't want it to stain" which then caused the entire 3 Wheeler to erupt in flames, him kicking the gas tank off it into my yard, catching the yard on fire, me scrambling for the hose and
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    Rectangle - isyourlisteningbroke · 8y My housemate threw a weighted traffic cone down the stairs and said "I didn't expect that to happen." after it left a dent in the wall. The same guy kicked a hoover down the stairs because he thought it was in the way. 4 126 ...
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    Facial expression - ArbitraryShape · 8y I managed to convince a girl in high school that Canada was its own continent and that I spoke fluent Canadian. I sill have no idea what she was thinking. 118 ...
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    Font - night_owl37 · 8y We had just hired a new girl at work. She was pretty eager to learn stuff, which was nice. So she was trained how to make a milkshake. Next milkshake that gets ordered, she offers to go make it. Great! So we mix the milkshake in a metal cup before pouring it into the glass. She mixes the milkshake, starts pouring it into the glass, and says to my coworker, "Is this overflowing?" He looks over at her, and there's a puddle of milkshake, the glass is full to the brim, and he
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    Handwriting - [deleted] · 8y I have a friend that tried to cook fruit loops in a frying pan. Because at 13 she "had not made herself a bowl of cereal before in her life" then she proceeded to say "true fact" 4 77 ...
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    Rectangle - Journalisto • 8y My friend ran out of salt one time so he seasoned his eggs with road salt - you know, the kind you spread on ice to melt the snow and ice. He said it tasted it great. Sort of made me sad for him. 4 198 ...
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    Rectangle - dshoo • 8y My friend from high school got sent to the ER because he and his college roommate decided to start throwing oranges at each other during finals week. He shattered his retina. 54
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    Rectangle - LedZeppelin · 8y Nearly all of my girlfriends do not believe in dinosaurs, evolution, and one does not believe in gravity. Yes, gravity. EDIT: girl friends. not gf. I have a bf 80 ...
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    Font - [deleted] • 8y My friend told me we needed to head "Northsouth", like Northeast/Northwest, except impossible. 16 ...
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    Rectangle - X-pert74 · 8y Recently my cell phone fell on the ground. I didn't want it to stay dirty, and I really wanted it to get clean, so I decided to wash it with soap and water. Silly me
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